Darius Rucker comes on stage:
Dustin- Whose that?
Us- Darius Rucker...
Dustin-I didn't know he was black.
Everyone around the concert: HE'S BLACK??? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!
I just find it hilarious that no one knew he was black... How did you not know that??? I mean really!
So I've finally let someone get to second base... too bad it was only my cousin Sharlene and we were messing around...
The Dip Wars!!!
I don't even remember how this came up... but as per usual, Kelly was making fun of us and giving us a hard time. So this is pretty much a paraphrase of what happened, because I don't entirely remember the hole thing.
Me- You're a dip weed!
Kelly- A dip weed? You're a dip! What about a dip hole? or a dip face?! Huh?
Me-Don't be a dip shit!
Everyone-hahahaha
Kelly- You win!
Me-YES!
Leah likes to talk with her hands and it's really funny!
So we're sitting at lunch and she doesn't realize she does that, so... we proceed to make fun of her for it. and she catches on and just goes "Fine I'll just sit with my hands in my lap and not make hand gestures anymore." About 5 minutes goes by and Dustin comments..."Hey you haven't made any hand gestures..." Leah "I KNOW!!!!" As she makes a hand gesture... I love you Leah!
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And this last one, just made my night! I mean it was so funny! Brad Paisley was singing his "I'm still a guy" song. And he get's to the part where he sings "There's a gun in my truck." And at that part, my friend Dustin get's very into the music and whips off his hat, and yells the lyrics out! I thought I was going to die laughing! Not in an "your an idiot and I'm embarrassed for you" kind of way, but as in a "oh Dustin! I'm very glad you came!" kind of way. If that makes any sense...
There are many more really funny stories... but I prefer to leave them as inside jokes. Not trying to leave you all out, but well you wouldn't get it anyway. :)
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